Colonel Blimp

This site is a work in progress. The format and general theme of this blog will become more defined as posts progress. In general, this blog will serve to address the current political, social, and economic world around us from my old-school conservative perspective. However, all may post comments and observe how ridiculous life can be. As for the title, there is a little Colonel Blimp in everyone and when people tap into it the world is a much better place.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Stuff Women Don't Like -- #1 Accountability

In light of the last few years phenomenon of "don't like" sites, I found a dearth of anything related to probably the number one cause of our nation's progressively worsening struggles : women's mental makeup and our society's embrace of it's every whim.

With that being said I am going to do some numbered posts on here and if it goes well and doesn't suck, I might set up a site called that and drop them all in there. Until then the 2 or 3 readers I have can be entertained here.

We'll start with the most obvious and most generic: Women's inability to be accountable.

Since it is such a broad topic, I will simply list contrasting examples of men and women's reactions to the same event and please let me know if you disagree. I've seen a lot and lived through a lot, but I'm not imune to gross misinterpretation on a few things.

1) I was fired or laid off from my job.

Men - If it was a layoff, they try to get whatever pay and benefits they can before leaving and they apply for unemployment while they begin to look for new gainful employment. If they were fired for cause, they might say a few expletives directed at the employer or to themselves and begin to look for new employment.

Women - If it was a layoff, get as many women as possible in the same boat together and petition the media, lawyers, etc. to get back their jobs regardless of whether they perform a vital function or not or even if the company can remain economically viable if they stay on, on the basis that women are vital to diversity and other mumbo jumbo and that a big stink will be made if their demands are not met. If they are fired for cause, they will complain to all of their friends that XYZ was out to get them, that someone harassed them, or that it is a chauvanist company that hates women. They will try to seek out any avenue-lawsuits, media, etc. that will force their way back in regardless of what they might have done. There will be no introspection and they will take forever to find another job, relying on the government or the men in their lives for support until they can find another cushy office job up to their liking.

2) My marriage is failing and I have underage kids to think of.

Men - If I still love my wife and want it to work, I will try whatever I think is necessary to keep my family intact. If this is not possible, I will try to work out a compromise where the kids are top priority and taken care of and my wife and I take an equitable share of our assets. (This can sometimes be comnpounded by adultry, but since 50% of all marriages today end in divorce, many of them no fault, I am going to overlook such a delicate example). If my wife is at the very least not a danger to herself and the children, I will want to allow her partial custody so that our children can still see both of us. I am open to flexibility in dates with good reason and see little need to involve the courts in every minutae of our lives. I will do what I say I will do and if I make far more money that you, I have no problem giving money to help with the kids continued upbringing.

Women - If my husband makes way more than I do, I consider how my lifestyle will be effected by a divorce. The kids are all mine is a given, because why would it be any other way. It doesn't matter what faults I have, I should be taken care of and so I want the heavily female-friendly courts involved in everything. Alimony of course will come to me and it will be in the amount of (as much as I can get). The children also require (as much as I can get) which of course I will use to take care of them but any excess is my well deserved reward for putting up with that pig for so long. I will say anything in court in order to make this happen. I will say he watches child porn, I will say he touches our kids inappropriately, I will construct domestic abuse stories that don't need to be proven, and I will do this without a hint of conscience, since that is what is expected of me. Who cares that children from single parent homes are 4 times more likely to get into trouble or have drug problems? I'm in it to win it because it is a contest, not a dissolution of a family. Another man (or 10) will come along that I allow to hang around my children.

3) Times are tough, we need to buckle down

Men - I will try to budget better and make sacrifices. A second job is an option if necessary.

Women - Credit cards were meant to be used. I absolutely have to have the best clothes, makeup, shoes, etc. to be seen in public. Why aren't you making more money? If it gets too bad my eyes will begin to wonder and I might leave you for a wealthier man. Of course I expect the kids to remain in my custody and you pay to support them. Why aren't we going on vacation again?

The one thing that becomes apparent from this small sample and would hold true if I did 50 of them is the size of each post and the directness and efficiency differences between the sexes. Emotion is not nearly as big a factor for men and hence a more concise course of action is established. However, the main factor here is a selfishness that overrides all other consideration for the modern women. This transcends to voting habbits, discipline of children, and the breakdown of family order. I can go on. My next post I will try to provide more concrete examples and studies, but for now you get the jist.

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